Name: <name>
Email: <email address>
Phone number: <number>
So, do you like us?
- I love you!
- Hmm, need a moment to think.
- OH PLEASE!!!! KILL ME!
You liked our collection?
- Can I have them all please?
- A little from here and there.
- Not even if they were for free!
What do you think about our price?
- Cherry on the cake!
- Still at bay
- I prefer to hang myself.
How was our service?
- Happy tears just ran off my eyes!!!
- I think I smiled.
- I just went into a depression.
How would you describe our store?
- Heaven on earth!
- Just another store.
- Suicide point!
Would you visit us again?
- I am not even leaving!
- May be not everyday!
- Is this the last store on the planet?
How did you know about us?
- A little birdie told me
- I stare at hoardings while driving
- Internet, of course!
- While gossiping
- From the paper that has news in it.
- (How else?)____________
Do you have any suggestions?
- NO! You are perfect!
- Yes, and that would be_________________